CraftyCrimez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

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Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	182	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crops Grown:	6574	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	2006
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Farms Harvested:	440	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	52

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8248	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FireFighterHubby

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1