CraftyCrimez | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyInventors

brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming session, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, CraftyInventors, creativity, Engineering, Future, futuristic, hypothetical, ideas, imagination, innovation, invention, problem solving, Science, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Star Shards Collected:	237
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

Aerial View, Attack, boom, conflict zone, damage assessment, Defense, defense system, intact, Military, military base, missile arsenal, MissileCraft, reconnaissance, russia, Satellite image, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Volgograd, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE, weapons

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

advanced enchantments, bedrock, Bucketry, cave, chances, Discord, Enhanced, Enhanced Farming, Farming, Fishing, ip information, java, Jobs, Land claiming, Lost, master your craft, Minecraft, Mining, Player Shops, Quest System, Ranks, Server Shop, Skills, smp, Trade, Wiki

Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

Java IP	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock IP	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join our Discord

Server FAQ

What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

How can players join the server?

Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

How can players protect their lands?

Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

What other unique features does the server offer?

The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ores Mined:	4164

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	812487
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1443	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse victims, Belgian, Belgian clergy, Belgian clergy abuse, Belgian clergy abuse victims, Clergy Abuse, clergy abuse victims, compensation, compensation for abuse victims, deserve, deserve more compensation, FRANCIS, Holycraft, Minecraft, more, pope, pope francis, Pope Francis says, Server, Victims, victims compensation

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	603	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	551090	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2899
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46