CraftyCrimeWitnesses

community awareness, CraftyCrimeWitnesses, Crime Prevention, crime reporting, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, crime victim, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal incident, criminal investigation, criminal justice reform, criminal justice system, criminal offense, eyewitness account, law enforcement, Public Safety, reporting crime, witnessed crime

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	4679
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5182
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Animals Bred:	62	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	145
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	75	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2631
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8409
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	89	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7368
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	921
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	3266

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	6369
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3743	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Star Shards Collected:	257	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	535483	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.