CraftyCrimeMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreditCardCraft

alert notifications, bank statement review, blaming nephew, cc info security, credit card misuse, CreditCardCraft, Dispute Resolution, email logins, family dispute, financial responsibility, gift card usage, parental supervision, perma banned account, permission for purchases, PlayStation charges, purchases investigation, sibling responsibility, sister’s defense, spending accountability, teenage nephew, unauthorized purchases

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to avoid getting charged hundreds of dollars by your sneaky teenage nephew who thinks your credit card is his personal piggy bank. Our server is a safe space where you can build and create without worrying about unauthorized purchases.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you won’t get blamed for your nephew’s spending sprees, look no further! We promise not to call you out for your family’s financial mishaps – unless it involves building a giant diamond castle in-game, then we might have to have a chat.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, on our server, the only bans you’ll face are for griefing, not for spending someone else’s money!

BizarreCraft: Life’s Strange Turns

bewildering situations, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, bizarre turn, BizarreCraft, confusing happenings, inexplicable occurrences, life events, Lifes, mind-boggling events, mysterious incidents, ordinary moment, perplexing experiences, perplexing situations, puzzling moments, puzzling occurrences, still processing, strange, strange occurrences, surreal encounters, turns, unexpected twists., unexplained events

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Have you ever been minding your own business, just trying to mine some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a group of dancing chickens wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden village populated entirely by talking llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest moments of your Minecraft life – join us now!

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	1512	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	2687

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

play.departed.gg

Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mines Excavated:	4487	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Votes:	2006	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	4808	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	9399	Secret Passages Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2462
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5197	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	350	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	857	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Players:	92/100	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5943
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3