CraftyCrimeGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Crops Grown:	1073
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind! Join us and become the next infamous villain who almost pulled off the perfect heist, only to be thwarted by a sneeze that alerted the guards.

Embark on epic quests to steal diamonds from unsuspecting players, evade capture by the virtual authorities, and build your own secret lair to hide your ill-gotten gains.

But beware, the server is also home to a group of elite detectives who will stop at nothing to bring you to justice. Can you outsmart them and become the most feared criminal in Minecraft history? Join us and find out!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Items Found:	2579	Crops Grown:	2822
Love Letters Sent:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Potions Brewed:	196	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	6138
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2434
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5650	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9741
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!