CraftyCrimeGoneWrong | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Items Found:	2309	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Votes:	2897
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1301	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	3489	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Potions Brewed:	136	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	277

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	4447
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6742
Emeralds Found:	9268	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7727
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

Players:	105/900	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26