CraftyCrimeaOil | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Votes:	8180
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Farms Harvested:	292	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ores Mined:	2352	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	24

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	61	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Players:	99/500	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crops Grown:	3162
New Chunks Explored:	949051	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2