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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3444 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.
So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!
