CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	New Chunks Explored:	394114
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9671	Dragon Eggs Found:	4407

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a goober tummy! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn town is built entirely out of cheese blocks because who doesn’t love a cheesy start to their adventure? – The mobs in our world have all been replaced with dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a real party out there! – Our admin once rode a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant chicken boss to access it. – Our community events include synchronized swimming in lava and competitive sheep shearing races. It’s a wild time, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your goober tummy)!

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	429966	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1621	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	232	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	387	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Animals Bred:	167	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7022	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	2064
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌