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Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	726188	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Troll Together!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers come to play and create chaos like never before.

Imagine building a house with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her angelic voice. Or exploring dungeons with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will guide you through the treacherous traps and monsters.

But that’s not all! Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino engage in epic battles with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland. It’s a showdown like no other!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the realm of ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, and Scarle Yonaguni will test your courage and wit in their twisted challenges.

But beware of XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime will lead you on a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement. And don’t even get me started on Krisis, where Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to join in on the chaos, that is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5662	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NinjaCraft: Slaying Creepers & Eating Sushi

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Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Japanese RPG-inspired Minecraft server? Well, get ready to face the ultimate challenge because the final boss is none other than the Abrahamic God! That’s right, you’ll have to battle it out with the Almighty himself to claim victory and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll encounter crazy quests, insane monsters, and mind-boggling puzzles that will test your skills and wit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Japanese RPG Minecraft server with the craziest final boss ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	194576
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	3698
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1044	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	77	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	209	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	158
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GodlessCraft: Where Your Deity Goes Missing in Action!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild zombie pigs while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in the most creative way possible?

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our “Haunted Mineshaft” where the ghosts of past players roam and try to steal your diamonds. But hey, who needs diamonds when you can trade with our resident talking llamas who only accept emeralds as payment?

So come on, join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4702	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BoomerCraft: Where age is just a number! Join now and show those youngins how it’s done!

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Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.

Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.

So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1