CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!

Agreement, CraftyCreeperz, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, Erdogan, Erdogan diplomacy, Erdogan in Iraq, Erdogan politics, Erdogan visit, explode, Geopolitical, international relations, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, military agreement, military base, military power, military presence, permanent base, Politics, turkey, Turkey military, Visit, visits

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join now and be a part of the epic adventure that awaits you.

Picture this: Erdogan is visiting Iraq tomorrow to sign an agreement for a permanent military base in Iraq. But guess what? He’s actually signing up to join our server! That’s right, Turkey is becoming a major military power in the Minecraft world, and you can be a part of it too.

Imagine building your own fortress with Erdogan himself, strategizing and conquering other players with your newfound military might. The political implications are endless, but the fun is guaranteed on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a military powerhouse like Erdogan himself!

MineCraftLoveCraft

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, deep connection, destiny, forever.., Happiness, intuition, Life Partner, long term, love, Marriage, MineCraftLoveCraft, Partnership, relationships, Significant Other, signs, soulmate, special bond, true love, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of endlessly searching for “the one” in Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate matchmaker!

Join us and you’ll know you’ve found “the one” when you stumble upon a rare enchanted diamond pickaxe that whispers sweet nothings to you as you mine. Or maybe it’s when you come across a village of friendly villagers who all want to be your best friend and shower you with gifts.

But the real sign that you’ve found “the one” on our server is when you meet a mysterious player who turns out to be a secret Minecraft mastermind, guiding you through epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and friendship.

So why waste time on other servers when you can find true love and adventure on ours? Join now and let the quest for “the one” begin!

Who will go to the DS of the OP server minecraft

Anarchy, Aternos, Ban, banner, Clans, classic, description, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Existence, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, idea.., image, Lazy, Minecraft, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Wipes, op, Pirate, Players, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, rules, Russian, Server, server based, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, world, Years

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Towns Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

The minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world is never dropped, PVP, the absence of any rules. You cannot ban you for any reason.

At the same time, imagine, over many years of existence on the server, there has never been a wip.

162.19.20.147:2006

Avalon

armor, avalon, cleric, Crafting, custom skills, Evil, guardian, Kingdom, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Minecraft, paladin, Questing, Rogue, secret, smp, Summoner, Towny, warrior, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6453
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Avalon Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Trailer	Watch Here
Tiktok	Check Out Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own to fight evil and conquer the Great Evil. Avalon is an mmoRPG with elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. Experience over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!

Features

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
Custom Skills and Magic Spells

Server Rules

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Avalon?	Avalon is an mmoRPG Minecraft server with elements from various RPG games.
How many classes can you choose from?	You can choose from 7 different classes to become the ultimate Guardian.

Dreamscape Realm 1.21.1

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	6291
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Yo, bro, listen up! Do you like Minecraft? Do you like getting lost in a digital world where you can build whatever the heck you want? Well, then you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a magical wonderland where your wildest dreams come true.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!

ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	295	Enchantments Applied:	125
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Falling into the Void:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	8019	Love Letters Sent:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2403	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Emeralds Found:	1285
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!