CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘>be you’ in the blink of an eye! Join the fun today!

assault rifle, Be me, blink, convoy, coordinates, CraftyCreeperz, crazy, Crocker, deathclaws, doing routes on the strip, emergency radios, Eye, field duty, Fun, gtbe, HIGH, infantry rifles, Join, lizard monsters, McCarran, Mystery man, Ranger armor, retard, Scared, Shooting, Today, Vegas

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

New Minecraft Servers

>So, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, doing your usual routes on the strip in Vegas, when suddenly you get sent on a wild goose chase to deal with some crazy dude named Crocker. Turns out, this guy is in charge of relations with Vegas, but he’s a total dumb fuck.

>Next thing you know, you’re on field duty and get sent on a mission to McCarran, only to be redirected to some random coordinates in the middle of nowhere. Why? Because some absolute lunatic got access to an emergency radio and you’re the lucky one chosen to deal with him.

>You arrive at the scene and see this dead-eyed dude in Ranger armor taking on THREE freaking deathclaws with just a regular infantry rifle. Is he high? Is he crazy? Who knows, but he’s definitely a badass.

>You join in the fight, shooting at the deathclaws with little effect, but this madman takes them all down like it’s nothing. I mean, he killed three nearly one-ton lizard monsters with just a basic assault rifle.

>Seriously, this guy is a legend in the making. If you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable adventures, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows what kind of crazy shit you’ll encounter, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magic Items Found:	1099	Emeralds Found:	367
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5073	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mines Excavated:	2367	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Farms Harvested:	831	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8513
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	326
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever