Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
95/900 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: |
1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: |
3 |
Meteorites Collected: |
4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: |
2 |
Mines Excavated: |
3638 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
0 |
Star Shards Collected: |
230 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
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So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Picture this: Russia goes all crazy and destroys, like, over half of Ukraine’s power generation, right? And then, like, the FT reports on it and stuff. But, like, don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can, like, totally escape from all that madness and just chill and build stuff, ya know? Join us for some epic Minecraft fun and leave all that real world drama behind, dude. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and forget about all the craziness out there. Come join us, bro, you won’t regret it.