Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
95/200 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: |
2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: |
0 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
9 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
18 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: |
16 |
Dragons Tamed: |
3 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
27 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
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