CraftyCreeperz FunZone

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Christopher Watts couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us for a killer time as we dig deep into the world of Minecraft, just like Watts dug shallow graves for his victims. Build your own oil-storage facility and bury your enemies in style!

With activities like smothering mobs with love (and maybe a little bit of violence), you’ll be sure to have a blast. And don’t worry, we promise not to dump your hard work into crude oil tanks like Watts did with his children.

So come on over and confess your love for Minecraft on our server. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any real-life murders here – only virtual ones!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1484	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	826236
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Holy Shit, Maki! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a dimension where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4867
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4485
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8023	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	7701	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Potions Brewed:	185	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	991932	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	794
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	27887
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7078	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.