New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a server that’s to die for? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Christopher Watts couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Join us for a killer time as we dig deep into the world of Minecraft, just like Watts dug shallow graves for his victims. Build your own oil-storage facility and bury your enemies in style!

With activities like smothering mobs with love (and maybe a little bit of violence), you’ll be sure to have a blast. And don’t worry, we promise not to dump your hard work into crude oil tanks like Watts did with his children.

So come on over and confess your love for Minecraft on our server. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any real-life murders here – only virtual ones!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Crafty Chat Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chat Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the pages of Our Precious Conversations to life in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a chance to live out your wildest shōjo manga fantasies, even if you’re a male player who just can’t get enough of those SOL/romance series.

    Imagine building your own love story with your Minecraft crush, reenacting scenes from Yugami-kun has no friends while trying to make friends in-game, or sneaking around smoking behind virtual supermarkets because why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to a heart-pounding adventure.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find your own precious conversations waiting for you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 1999 Reverse General – Minecraft SMP

    1999 Reverse General – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like a reverse version of reality, where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions.

    In this wacky world, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect spell cards and battle against evil mobs in turn-based combat. But beware, the Storm is coming, and only the bravest and craziest players will survive!

    With no PvP elements, you can play at your own pace and enjoy the rich storytelling that our server has to offer. Plus, our game is fully voiced in 4 languages, including Pig Latin for our more cultured players.

    Join us for daily resets at 10am UTC, where you’ll encounter bizarre events like Route 77: The Haunted Highway, where you’ll face off against ghostly mobs and haunted road signs.

    Don’t miss out on our rate-up banners featuring characters like Ezra, the Star Support who can summon shooting stars to rain down on your enemies. And be on the lookout for upcoming banners like Argus, the Plant Support who can turn your enemies into potted plants.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure! And don’t forget to use our exclusive codes like “DiscoPendulum” and “UnbearableLightness” for some extra laughs along the way. See you in the upside-down world of our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Hate Haven Minecraft Server

    Blocky Hate Haven Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place this side of the Nether! Join us if you’re tired of trannies taking over the internet – we’ve got less than 0.4% of them here, guaranteed! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures – just don’t blame us if you end up getting lost in our maze of memes and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Christmas Market Minecraft Server

    Crafty Christmas Market Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Storm Darragh? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kent’s biggest festive fair couldn’t handle it. We’ve got more twists and turns than a Dickensian novel, and our Christmas Market is so lit, it’s literally on fire (in a good way, we promise). Join us for a storm of fun and adventure – just make sure to hold onto your hat (or blocky helmet) because things are about to get crazy!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP