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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3273 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
come join our epic minecraft server where we are always inside the 10-yard line, whatever that means! our secretary of state is making deals with israel and hamas while we build epic castles and battle dragons.
why join? because our sheep can fly and our cows can dance! we have a secret underground city where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs.
plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game. want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? they got you covered.
so come on over to our server and experience the craziest, most action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re everywhere.
