CraftyCreeperz: ‘>be me’ Server – Where You Can Be Anything But Yourself!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, already have a boyfriend, attracted, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, go to party, good song starts playing, gtbe, INTERESTING, invite her to dance, laughs at my stupid jokes, Loyal, meet qt3.14 girl, nervous look, Server, SWEET, want her

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ores Mined:	8269
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

>be me >join this epic Minecraft server >meet the most beautiful pixelated girl >she’s building a castle and slaying zombies like a boss >we team up to conquer the virtual world >she laughs at my terrible jokes and calls me her Minecraft knight in shining armor >we dance in the pixelated moonlight, our diamond swords gleaming >but then she drops a bombshell >”I already have a Minecraft boyfriend, but I can’t resist your blocky charm” >so now I’m torn between love and loyalty in this virtual world >join this server for love triangles and epic adventures, where pixels collide and hearts are broken in the most hilarious ways!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Dragons Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	725
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	932435
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	4986
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Spears Created:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	7742	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magic Items Found:	7534
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	167
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1033
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	7050

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

BlockyBoysRealm

baby boy names, best boy names, BlockyBoysRealm, boy names, boy names ideas, boy names inspiration, boy names list, boy names suggestions, classic boy names, cool boy names, cute boy names, favorite baby boy names, favorite boy name, handsome boy names, modern boy names, popular boy names, strong boy names, top boy names, traditional boy names, trendy boy names, unique boy names

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild! Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

ElectionCraft2020

cyber attacks, Diplomacy, economic impact, election, ElectionCraft2020, Entities, foreign interference, global affairs, Government, HACKING, influence, international relations, Iranian, Manipulation, Politics, Russian, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, united states, US

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8576	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6529

so like, you know how the US is all like “no no no, you can’t mess with our elections”? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE you to mess with everything! want to start a fake campaign for president of the server? go for it! want to bribe other players with diamonds to vote for you? totally allowed! we even have a special “influence the election” mini-game where you can try to sway the votes in your favor. join now and show those pesky sanctions who’s boss!

Anarchy Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	0

The best Anarchy with Donations for you!

DominusVoid.aternos.me

Forgotten Realms

Adventure, Anime, casual player, challenge, Click away, Discord, DOMINATE, Dragon Balls, dragon slayer, ENERGY, Equip, explosive, Forgotten, legendary items, loot boxes, mumen rider, power system, Realms, seasoned pro, smp, Teleporting, Unique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to Forgotten Realms!
Are you ready for a Bedrock Minecraft adventure like no other? Look no further! Forgotten Realms combines thrilling gameplay with a unique, anime-inspired power system that’s easy to enjoy—even if you’ve never watched anime.
Every player gets a randomly assigned power upon joining. Will you wield the explosive might of Killer Queen, the teleporting finesse of Boogie Woogie, or the unstoppable energy of a Super Saiyan? The possibilities are endless!
Explore the map to uncover loot boxes filled with legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and even the mythical Dragon Balls. Equip yourself and dominate the realm!
Join Us Today: Add WonderfulRIVET on Discord to join the server and experience the Forgotten Realms for yourself. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, adventure is just a click away.
What are you waiting for? The Forgotten Realms are calling—answer the challenge!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, add WonderfulRIVET on Discord and follow the instructions provided to connect to Forgotten Realms.

2. What anime-inspired powers are available in the game?

Some of the anime-inspired powers available include Killer Queen, Boogie Woogie, and Super Saiyan. Each player is randomly assigned a power upon joining.

3. What legendary items can I find in loot boxes?

You can find legendary items like the Dragon Slayer sword, Mumen Rider’s helmet, and Dragon Balls in loot boxes scattered throughout the map.

4. Is the server suitable for both experienced players and casual players?

Yes, Forgotten Realms welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a casual player, there’s adventure waiting for you on the server.

5. How can I dominate the realm?

To dominate the realm, equip yourself with legendary items and master your anime-inspired powers in gameplay. Explore the map, defeat opponents, and rise to the top of Forgotten Realms.

Kronii Fauna Quest 1.21

Analysis, black stream, Connections, Conspiracy, Enna, Fauna, Fauna speculation, friendship, friendship evidence, history lesson, investigation, Kronii, legal documents, Mystery, proof, Quest, relationships, Selen, speculation, Termination, theory, youtube video

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	6739
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Like, imagine if Selen and Enna were Minecraft buddies, that’s the vibe we got going on here! Legal documents mentioning Enna by name? Bruh, that’s some next level drama, you gotta be a part of this madness! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft friendships and drama unfold before your very eyes! Don’t miss out, join now and be a part of the chaos!

BloomCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BloomCraft, Bridesmaids, consideration, cooperation, cousin, decision, Dilemma, ENGAGEMENT, family, flower girl, groomsmen, junior bridesmaid, matching dress, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, Pictures, Proposal, ring bearer, Server, special job, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6520
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	123558
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the intense rivalry between flower girls and ring bearers as they battle it out for the spotlight on the big day.

Experience the thrill of choosing sides and making tough decisions like whether to have two flower girls or risk a meltdown from a jealous niece. Who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of wedding roles?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected twists and turns as we navigate the treacherous waters of family politics and wedding planning. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes chaos at the ceremony?

Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes?