But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.
So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.
but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!
and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!
so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!
Volantia: The place where you can enjoy and build. Get rules, behave properly and don’t cheat – then you’re already well on your way.
We are primarily a Danish server but English is allowed in the chat.
English: Volantia is a Danish server but allows English in chat, too. It is a survival-based server with economy features, vote rewards, upgradable skills, and more. Other than behaving properly and not cheating, the server has very few rules. Volantia supports MC versions 1.21.4+. Come in and build away!
Volantia.minecraft.bar:25559
MineForever SMP – Your new home in the world of minecraft! Develop your character! Get skills in various fields, such as fighting, archery, agriculture and fishing! The more you play, the stronger you become! Do quests and get Rayn Cash, a server currency that you can use at player auctions or at Villagers on SPWNO! Build your own empire! Create teams and compete with others to become the most powerful player on the server! Protect your areas! Buy Claima and decide who has access to your land – full control over your world! You will get on the server levels? It’s possible! Do quests, get currency and advance to unlock even more possibilities! We are waiting for you! Join today and become a citizen of MineForever SMP! IP: mc.mineforever.pl DC: [https://discord.gg/jPhhVqXFU7]
Don’t hesitate – the adventure is waiting!
mc.mineforever.pl
| Season Started | Season 1: April 4, 2019 |
|---|---|
| Current Season | Season 2: December 2021 – Present |
| Current Version | 1.21.4 |
| World Border | 16k in every direction |
| Server Location | Ashburn, VA |
For more information and applications, visit our Discord server.
We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!
Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!
Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!
Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!
Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.
But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!
But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.
Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!
