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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1618 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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