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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9288 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
