Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 211 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
So, like, have you heard about this cray-cray server where we all pretend to be flying to Iran but then the UK is like “nah, we ain’t havin’ it” and stops all the flights? It’s like, so random and hilarious, you gotta join just to see what other wacky stuff happens! Plus, our allies are all stepping up their sanctions, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even start your own international incident, lol!
