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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9017 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join us if you’ve ever used a cactus as a substitute for toilet paper and survived to tell the tale. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crafting your own toilet paper out of spider silk and zombie flesh in no time!
We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted toilet paper rolls guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and emerge victorious with the softest bum in all of Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your own toilet paper…you never know what you’ll need to wipe with in our world!