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PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5841
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	164749	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

CraftyGenius

astute decision, brainy choice, bright move, brilliant idea, Clever, clever maneuver, crafty decision, CraftyGenius, Intelligent, intelligent choice, prudent choice, Quick Thinking, resourceful move, savvy choice, savvy move, sharp move, shrewd action, Smart, strategic move, wise decision, wise move

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? No? Well, you haven’t lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie. So come on down and show us what you’ve got, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1