CraftyCreeper’s Power Palace

Authoritative, Commanding, Compelling, CraftyCreepers, Dominant, dynamic, empowerment, ENERGY, forceful, formidable, Impactful, influential, INTENSE, Mighty, OVERWHELMING, Palace, Potent, power, Powerful, robust, Stalwart, strength, Vigorous

Are you tired of being a weakling in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about being powerful! We’ve got potions that turn you into a giant, armor that makes you invincible, and weapons that shoot lasers! Join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these beauties!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a giant creeper with a mustache, a zombie horde led by a dancing skeleton, and a dragon that spits out rainbow fire. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner power! Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ores Mined:	9778	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Falling into the Void:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5794	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6960	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2810	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8880	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.