CraftyCreeper’s Cafe – Where the only thing on the menu is blocks!

Absurd, automatic gratuities, bad, Biden administration, blocks, cafe, CraftyCreepers, customer service, dining out, economic downturn, Economy, entitled, fast food, Food Industry, food quality, inflation, locally owned, menu, portions, Prices, restaurants, service workers, takeout, WORSE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Forget about wasting your diamonds on overpriced restaurants with absurd prices and smaller portions! Join our server where you can feast like a king without breaking the bank!

Our entitled service workers will make sure you receive the automatic gratuities you deserve, even when you’re just ordering takeout in-game!

With the economy in the Biden administration’s hands, you know things are about to get much worse…but on our server, you can escape reality and build your dream world without worrying about the chaos outside!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	144	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dragons Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Emeralds Found:	1169

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Mines Excavated:	4709
Divine Spears Created:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6514	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	859
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8197
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	9662
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	4010
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!