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Players: 94/300 Votes: 3381
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 626
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 425
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 2031
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6415
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6282
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7402
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Crops Grown: 6729
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4088
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 1058
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Crops Grown: 7179
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 204 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 4199
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 258 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 614
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Votes: 6376
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Animals Bred: 172 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7142
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 6556

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 8676
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Potions Brewed: 134 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mines Excavated: 3997
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magic Items Found: 1981 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 426

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 7675
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Mines Excavated: 3031
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8596
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8200 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 9790
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1308
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5591
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8264 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Votes: 7702
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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