CraftyCreeperCafe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5661
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Void Gems Collected:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9260

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Farms Harvested:	324
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3405
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Void Armor Forged:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Love Letters Sent:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1664	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Void Armor Forged:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!