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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3367 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 199 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.