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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2052 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.