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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 9160 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.