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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3559 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 139 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.