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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5904 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 964 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.