CraftyCreeper University | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchantments Applied:	123	Void Gems Collected:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	6392
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Votes:	8131
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	7814	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mines Excavated:	4836	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8418
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crops Grown:	8709

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Love Letters Sent:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	95/900	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5