CraftyCreeper: Ukraine Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Alien Abductions:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3954
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	883487
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Farms Harvested:	755
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	253210

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

brush strokes, conclusions, hidden turbulence, Minecraft, night, Physicists, SCALING, scientists, Server, Starry, starry night, Turbulence, van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8060	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6196	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	7