CraftyCreeper – Minecraft SMP #10 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Items Found:	4300

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	124
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ores Mined:	8010
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	8519	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Votes:	1728	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crops Grown:	5437
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9804
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Potions Brewed:	112	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Magic Items Found:	1961
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4811	Star Shards Collected:	109
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5781	Void Armor Forged:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	9766
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Towns Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7630	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9