so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Villages Defended: 18 Astral Projections Made: 4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Server
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