so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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