so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Astral Projections Made: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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