CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Barking Dog Minecraft Server

anxiety, attention seeking, Bark, barking, Behavior, Boredom, canine, Communication, discipline, dog, excessive barking, Minecraft, noisy dog, Nuisance, obedience, pet care, pet ownership, problem solving, Server, SOLUTIONS, Territorial, thirdie dog, Training, vocalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the thirdie dog barks so much because he’s actually a secret agent in disguise! Join our server to uncover the mystery of the thirdie dog and his top-secret missions. Rumor has it that he’s trying to save the world from an army of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the thirdie dog and help defeat the creepers? Or will you be too busy laughing at his hilarious barking antics to even notice the impending doom? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Console’s Minecraft SMP Outreach

Communication, console, console repair, console warranty, consoles, contact information, customer service, device protection, electronics, extended warranty, follow-up, Gaming, Minecraft, Outreach, reach out, repair services, smp, technical support, video games, warranty coverage, warranty expiration, warranty renewal, warranty services

Hey there! Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of hilarious moderators who will entertain you with their wacky antics and outrageous shenanigans. Need a break from building and mining? How about a game of “Horse Jousting” on flying pigs or a race through a maze filled with exploding chickens?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with DJ Villagers spinning the latest tunes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a game of “Simon Says.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! And remember, we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your console’s extended warranty…because once you join our SMP, there’s no turning back!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ores Mined:	6757	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SecretSMP: DarkestSecret

buried past, concealed feelings, confidential revelation, covert behavior, darkest secret, DarkestSecret, deep-seated fear, Forbidden knowledge, guilty conscience, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, personal confession, private shame, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed memory, undisclosed information., undisclosed truth, unspoken confession, untold story

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we dig up diamonds and spill the tea on everyone’s darkest secrets! Join us if you’re ready to uncover scandalous stories, build epic bases, and battle it out in epic PvP showdowns. Who knows, you might even discover that the creeper blowing up your house was actually your best friend in disguise! So come on, join us and let’s create chaos together in this wild and unpredictable world. Remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s precious here – your secrets are too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

Acts, appreciation, big, compassion, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Impact, KindCraft, Kindness, love, Making A Difference, meaningful connection, positive influence, positivity, ripple effect, Small, small act of kindness, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, unexpected kindness, Uplifting

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MissileMayhemCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, joint interception, kyiv, military cooperation, missile defense, missile threat, MissileMayhemCraft, nato alliance, NATO chief, Peacekeeping, Russian missiles, Rutte, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Zelensky

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

Armour, blocks, Competitions, Doors, Egos, Fish, Grief, HARD, Impressive.., Map, MCVerseCity, Minecraft, no, Phantom, Players, PvP, Reset, Resource, Semi Vanilla, Server, SIZE, smp, Spawners, stands, Title, toggle, Wars

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/minecraft-but-your-xp-op-enchants/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

Java IP: mcverse.city

Website: www.mcverse.city

Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

Feature List:

72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
Phantom Toggle
Searchable Player Market
Player Warps
Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
Chill Community
Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
How big is the world?	We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
Are there any in-game events?	Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
Can I claim land?	Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

#youtube, Bilingual, channel, Channels.., Communication, culture, EN to JP, English, foreign language, japanese, JP to EN, language enthusiasts, language exchange, language immersion, language learning, language resources, language study, linguistics, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, Subtitles, Surfer, translation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	664	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2550	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Villages Defended:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	178
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	750844

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8632
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4829

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!