Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world where everything is so poorly designed that you’ll question if the creators even know how to play Minecraft! Our server is filled with wonky structures, glitchy redstone contraptions, and mobs that have clearly never seen the light of day.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun! From chickens that can fly to villagers that speak in riddles, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our hilariously dysfunctional world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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