CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Star Shards Collected:	288
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	1796
Crops Grown:	4601	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magic Items Found:	8744
Endless Night Skies:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Votes:	4395	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Villages Defended:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	325076
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	839	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

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https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Buildings Constructed:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	1685	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness