CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1965
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	636
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	6952	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	2268
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	223	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6511
Star Shards Collected:	299	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Towns Built:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

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> Join Discord Server Now!

https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1976	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	155
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7821
Divine Spears Created:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Votes:	7959

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2587	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Emeralds Found:	4449
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net