CraftyCraze Minecraft Server – ERP Edition

Adult, after party, Chat, COSPLAY, CraftyCraze, Edition, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplay Thread Cosplay After Party Edition for a wild time like no other.

Ever wanted to see Steve and Alex get down and dirty in the mines? Or watch as creepers engage in some scandalous behavior? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

We’ve got players dressing up as their favorite Minecraft characters and taking roleplaying to a whole new level. From sexy Endermen to seductive villagers, you never know what you’ll encounter in our world.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a player and a block of dirt? Or participate in a scandalous dance party at the Nether fortress? You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, so come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in Minecraft form.

Leaf RNA Microbe Haven

biology, discovery, Environment, Environmental Science, findings, Haven, influence, interactions, leaf, leaf microbiome, leaves, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, research, RNA, RNA-Sequencing, Shaping, study, surface

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the leaves have RNA on them and it shapes the WHOLE MICROBIAL COMMUNITIES, bro! like, imagine being a leaf and having RNA control your whole life, wild right? join us and see how RNA on leaves can influence plant health and make the environment go WACKY! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, so come on and play with us, it’s gonna be LIT! 🌿🔬🤪 #RNAonLeaves #MicrobialMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Infinity Isles

commands, Community, Connection, creativity, Dimensions, Discord, donation, Events, Infinity, Isles, Minecraft, multiplayer, Prizes, quality of life, Resources, server performance, smp, Structures, Survival, Toxicity, voice chats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crops Grown:	1715
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server
Overview:	Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life improvements.

Why Join Infinity Isles?

Primarily vanilla survival server with helpful plugins
Whitelisted to ensure a mature and friendly community
Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connectivity
Player-run shopping district and regular community events
Resource worlds for gathering materials without disturbing the main world
No pay-to-win donation perks, all proceeds used to improve the server
Active staff team committed to creating a positive environment
Active Discord server for community interaction

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?	A: No, Infinity Isles is an 18+ server and only accepts players who meet this age requirement.
Q: Are griefers tolerated on the server?	A: No, griefing is not allowed on Infinity Isles. Our staff handles such incidents promptly and with zero tolerance.
Q: Is there a player-run economy on the server?	A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a player-run shopping district where players can set up their own shops and trade with others.
Q: Are there regular events on the server?	A: Yes, the server holds bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities like Storage Wars and Charity Events.
Q: How can I donate to the server?	A: Donation options are available on our website here.

Epic Quest Hub 1.20.6

1.20.6, card games, celebration, cherished memory, Epic, family bonding, family fun, family tradition, father-daughter competition, friendly rivalry, game night, Hub, Important milestone, long-awaited win, milestone achievement, Preference, proud moment, quality time, Quest, special moment, sweet victory, ten years in the making, triumph, Victory

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s like beating your dad in Preference after 10 freakin’ years! It’s that epic, man! Like, you’ll feel like a total boss when you conquer all those pixelated blocks and mobs. Plus, you can show off to your dad how much of a gaming pro you’ve become. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and dominate like you’ve never dominated before!

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Votes:	4219
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magic Items Found:	5782	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Magical Moments Shared:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9429	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1292	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	103
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6374	Animals Bred:	171
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Emeralds Found:	1084
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	9699	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Votes:	9339
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!