Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join this server if you wanna live on the edge and feel the thrill of being chased by the feds while you mine for diamonds. These guys are so hardcore, they once built a secret base under a lava lake and hid all their treasure there. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
But beware, the server is also home to a gang of rogue pandas who will stop at nothing to steal your loot. They’ve been known to ride on the backs of creepers and blow up your house just for fun. So watch your back and keep your sword sharp, because things are about to get wild on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. The FBI might be watching, but that just makes it more exciting, right? Let’s do this!
