If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Towns Built: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5591 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Farms Harvested: 315
    Enchantments Applied: 240 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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