If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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