CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraze, discussion, ducks, Epic, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Server, Shill, Stream, Swarm, Thread, Thread Music, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	95

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids in /lig/?

Got a crush on a vtuber with 499 viewers? Sorry, sweetie, you need to be a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent to even be considered. We’ve got the top indie vtubers like vedal987, filian, and nihmune ruling the roost here.

But wait, what about those corpo vtubers? As long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can still sneak into our exclusive club. We’ve got all the juicy details on who’s who in the indie vtuber world on our website, because we’re all about that VIP life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and rub virtual shoulders with the indie vtuber elite. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a koikatsu card or two (wink wink). Don’t be a normie, be a /lig/ legend.

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Towns Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	48

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
Farms Harvested:	809	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2837	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).