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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 475 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 989 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Votes: | 359 |
LOL ok so like this server is lit af, like hotter than a Jeju Air crash (too soon? lol). We got all the craziest shizz you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle it out with other players. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of candy.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next block party.
