LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	138	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	82	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	859474	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	153	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Astral Projections Made:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	2832	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8389	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magic Items Found:	1906

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	8916	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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