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Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

bedroom injuries, coitus injuries, coitus safety, CoitusInjuriesMC, injuries during coitus, intimate health, intimate injuries, intimate wellness, physical injuries, sex education, sex injuries, sex safety, sex tips, sexual activity, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual injuries, sexual pleasure, sexual safety, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

CreeperSaidUrMomGay

CreeperSaidUrMomGay, derogatory comments, discourteous behavior, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful communication, harsh criticism, hurtful words, impolite remarks, inappropriate language, insulting remarks, mean spirited comments, negative feedback, offensive language, offensive remarks, rude behavior, rude comments, uncivil behavior, unkind remarks, unkind words, verbal abuse, verbal attacks

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Crops Grown:	4001
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem!

BritTroopz Minecraft Server

British military, British troops, BritTroopz, defense exercises, defense readiness, eastern europe, european defense, International cooperation, joint operations, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military maneuvers, military preparedness, military training, Minecraft, NATO exercise, NATO mission, NATO partnership, security alliance, Server, strategic deployment, troop deployment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crops Grown:	7754	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

NipponSteelCraftsUSA

Acquisition, biden, business news, Competition, economic policy, foreign investment, global economy, government intervention., industrial sector, international relations, Japan, market regulation, Nippon Steel, NipponSteelCraftsUSA, political decision making, protectionism, restrictions, steel industry, Tariffs, Trade, US Steel

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Items Found:	4027	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time!

Bark Name Selector

(Domestic), animal, Bark, Behavior, Bond, canine, Communication, Connection, dog, loyalty, name.., OWNER, pet, recognition, relationship, selector, Sound, Specific, Training, Unique, vocalization

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! 🐶🗣️

we got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! 🤯🤯

imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” 😂😂

come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! 🐕🔮

also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long 🕺🐾

so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! 🌟🐶💫

Blocky Flood Fun Land

blocky, climate change, community support, critical resource, developing nations, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, disaster relief, emergency response, Flood, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, India, Infrastructure, Land, major flooding, natural disasters, resilience, risk mitigation, Social Cohesion, solidarity, Trust, Vulnerability, water management

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	183

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad trust ish happening up in here. just like in india, we dealin with some major floodin, but instead of water, we floodin with trust, yo.

u wanna build a trust bridge with ur homies? we gotchu. wanna trust fall off a trust tree into a trust net? we gotchu. trust me, this server is where all the cool kids are hangin out, trust.

so come on down and join the trust revolution, where we turn trust issues into trust tissues. trust me, u won’t regret it. trust.

Turnabout SMP

active player base., Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minigames district, Museum, new friends, online server, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, smp, survival minecraft, Thriving Shopping, Turnabout, Uptime

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ores Mined:	1518	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Server Name:	Turnabout
Server Type:	Survival
Age Requirement:	16+
Whitelist:	Yes
Server Status:	Online

Overview:

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server that prioritizes community engagement and a friendly playing environment. With various events, quality of life addons, a shopping and minigames district, mayoral elections, and anti-stealing/griefing plugins, Turnabout offers a unique and enjoyable Minecraft experience.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Turnabout?

To join Turnabout, you will need to join the server’s Discord through this link: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc. From there, you can apply for whitelist access and start playing!

2. Are there any specific rules on Turnabout?

Yes, Turnabout has rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules include no griefing, respect other players, and follow the guidelines set by server admins and moderators.

3. Can I participate in events on Turnabout?

Absolutely! Turnabout hosts events like capture the flag and museum building for players to engage in and have fun. Keep an eye on the server’s Discord announcements for upcoming events.

4. How does the mayoral election system work?

The mayoral election system allows players to vote on how they want the shopping and minigames district to be managed. This adds a layer of player involvement and decision-making within the server.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity on Turnabout?

As long as you respect other players’ builds and follow server rules, you are free to be creative and build to your heart’s content on Turnabout. Feel free to explore different building styles and collaborate with other players.

BioCraft Transverse 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, BioCraft, biological female, cisgender, DATING, gender dynamics, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender transition, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love, mtf trans, relationships, Transgender, transgender dating, transgender girlfriend, transgender partner, transgender relationships, transgender visibility, Transverse

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

OMG, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where anything is possible, even a mtf trans getting a bio female girlfriend! Like, who even knows what reality is anymore on this server, it’s a total mind-bender. Join now for a wild ride of confusion and chaos, you won’t regret it!

BurntBites Minecraft Server

age, annoyance, Burning, burnt food, BurntBites, Cooking, demanding, DIRTY, DISHES, DISRESPECTFUL, enablers, Food, habits, Incompetence, kitchen, Lounge, Meals, Minecraft, new kid, rewash, roommates, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of living with roommates who expect you to be their personal chef? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of Bozo and his demanding dinner requests!

Join our server and build your own virtual kitchen where you can cook whatever you want without someone telling you to watch over their burning food. No more feeling guilty for standing up for yourself and saying no to unreasonable demands.

Plus, you’ll never have to deal with the drama of ruined dinners and blaming others for their own incompetence. Our server is a place where you can be free to be yourself and not have to worry about being the new kid getting blamed for everything.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can cook in peace without the fear of someone throwing their tray of frozen food into the oven and expecting you to save it. Let’s cook up some fun and leave the burnt dinners in the past!

VacayVeto: No Solo Trips, Hubby!

baby, childcare, Communication, compromise, family, flexible schedule, Hubby, husband, Japan, Jealousy, Marriage, parenting, PTO, relationship, skiing, Solo, travel, Trips, UNFAIR, vacation, VacayVeto, Wife, work from home

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	173	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of your husband jetting off to Japan to go skiing while you’re stuck at home with a baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can ski in the virtual snow all day long without a care in the world! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about your husband’s ski trip. Plus, our virtual nanny will take care of your baby while you play, so you can finally have the fun you deserve. Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

best, BlockyBedBuddies, Communication, Connection, cowgirl, doggy style, emotional, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, missionary, Physical, Pleasure, reverse cowgirl, romance, satisfaction, sex position, smp, spooning, standing, tags, why

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

Peak2Pit FastFood

brand recognition, Competition, consumer behavior, customer loyalty, Decline, economic factors., fast food, fastfood, food chain, Franchise, Industry, location, Management, market, menu variety, Nostalgia, peak, Peak2Pit, Popularity, Quality Control, Restaurant, trends

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Remember that one time when you were craving a juicy burger and fries, but all you got was a sad excuse for a meal? Well, that’s basically what happened to this Minecraft server. It used to be the hottest spot in town, with players lining up for miles just to get a taste of the action. But now? It’s like a ghost town, with tumbleweeds rolling through the deserted spawn area.

But fear not, brave adventurer! There’s still hope for this server, and it lies in your hands (and your pickaxe). Join us on this epic quest to revive the glory days of this once-thriving community. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare treasures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate champion of this forgotten realm? Only time will tell, so grab your pixelated gear and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5